By RF Schatten
Congratulations Texas! It truly proves outlawing Critical Thinking, works! You voted for this dipshit character...now you got everything you voted for! The perfect clown successor to the previous class clown, Rick "oops" Perry!
When Rick Perry decided enough is enough...with thousands of little homeless kids from across Mexico, Central, and South America, all gathering across the border and plotting their terrorist attacks on Texas? It's time for action! Never since the Alamo fell to Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna...has the Lone Star State met such formidable challengers!
The Texas National Guard, in full Body Armor with Guns in hand...guarding the Texas Border from these tiny infidels, all naturally, trained by ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or the PLO...ah, nope, not the PLO...that was the 70s and Arafat's dead! Yeah, ISIS! that's the latest one to fear!
Adding to Perry's continued career of oops, in all his Wisdom...or lack of...he didn't ask the Federal Govt to call up the Guard...as Governor, he just had to call them up for deployment; along with forking over the cost to the Taxpayers of the Lone Star State, at a rate of $12 Million/mo. And to the sham of Texas Politicos...the Guardsmen weren't even getting their paychecks and had to go begging at the local Food Banks for Food!! They would've been better off jumping and crossing the river...and eating with the kids!!
And if with Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, and that long line of nature's rejects, embarrassing whatever intelligence is left in Texas...isn't enough?? Enter Greg Abbott and his battle cry of "Remember the Alamo"!
Deploying the Texas Guard to monitor the US Military, its bases, and their Maneuvers...because in the guise of "Military Exercise"....Obama plans the takeover of Texas, first by Martial Law...then by rounding up all the White Christians and placing them in concentration camps, torturing by forcing them to read science (and you know about all those death panels Palin keeps talking about), and when that's done, letting in all the immigrants and terrorists...and converting America into a Muslim Nation! All Tejanos, he promises; will stop the dastardly forces of the US Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marine Corps. It may be the Lone Ranger's last stand, but he'll go down fighting for Texas. Tonto?...screw this shit, Kemosabe!
Texas under Martial Law? No one is asking the Lone Star to stay in the Union! If they secede...no one would care. Good riddance! don't let the door hit you on the way out! Want to be your own Country? You got Oil, you have $$$, you can be self-sufficient! Since you want your own country and not pay Taxes? naturally you won't need and will renounce your American Citizenship...along with your Social Security payments, and all social entitlements going to you, including retirement bonuses, IRAs, all federally insured $$$ will no longer be insured...Bon Voyage!
"I am horrified that I have to choose between the possibility that my Governor actually believes this stuff and the possibility that my Governor doesn't have the backbone to stand up to those who do" ~~~ Former GOP State Rep. Todd Smith
We know all this is just Political Theater!...as was, with the Oops Man. A big Political Act to show where they stand Politically and Socially on the Issues of the day...and with the 2016 Election Season starting to make its noise? Show the true character of the Republican Party and what they stand for! Another cheap Politico, pandering to the incredible ignorance of today's Texas Community!
Texas Governor Deploys State Guard To Stave Off Obama Takeover : It's All Politics : NPR
